- life
- 1. (life) (8006↑, 784↓)A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.Author: http://life.urbanup.com/1395092. (Life) (6111↑, 398↓)The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death\! What's that, a bonus?\!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm\!\!
Uff... Now that's what life should be\!\!
Author: j http://life.urbanup.com/7928563. (life) (5151↑, 467↓)Life's a test..... do you pass?At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is...having friends. At age 16, success is...having a driver's license. At age 20, success is...having sex. At age 35, success is...having money. At age 50, success is...having money. At age 60, success is...having sex. At age 70, success is...having a driver's license. At age 75, success is...having friends. At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
Author: ay yo http://life.urbanup.com/7519004. (life) (2435↑, 457↓)A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
Author: Garabaldi http://life.urbanup.com/3755745. (life) (1316↑, 522↓)whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it. are you ready for a change?life is ____
Author: james http://life.urbanup.com/4110746. (life) (930↑, 262↓)The only thing you've got, in the end. Have funCherish it as best you can.
Author: Galen Deepinglen http://life.urbanup.com/7837507. (life) (1064↑, 430↓)I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.I have a tough life...
Author: Chewy http://life.urbanup.com/8696818. (life) (802↑, 250↓)A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their [Myspace]. What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS." Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."
Author: GimmiK http://life.urbanup.com/15366059. (Life) (589↑, 143↓)I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake."Glenn do u have a life?" "What What?" "Glenn do u have a life?" "Ermmmmm... NO."
Author: Glennjamin http://life.urbanup.com/50246210. (life) (416↑, 140↓)The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.Author: Phil Gwyn http://life.urbanup.com/19970811. (life) (279↑, 77↓)is now. quit wasting it. i mean come on\! your looking up the definition for life. so lame. go do something\!"see i just wasted like 3 seconds of your life. haha so lame"
Author: famous-ramos http://life.urbanup.com/178789312. (life) (355↑, 159↓)See [word] Hell [/word]Wow....life sucks...
Author: The Kitsune http://life.urbanup.com/21045813. (life) (204↑, 36↓)1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.) 1.Something to do 2.Someone to love 3.Something to look forward to I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass. 2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book. 3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events. 4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101. 5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.Life sucks. Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".
Author: FrankC http://life.urbanup.com/55166514. (life) (229↑, 67↓)The act of 'being' in a period of time that is completed by death. The act of 'being' however is distorted and blurred by the act of 'having' in today's social twisted folk. Consequently society and its subordinates don't persue their real aim of 'being' but are forced by mass media and propaganda-spreading so-called governments to the act of 'having' which is therefore a self-destructive act and will result in the implosion of mankind.Live life.
Author: Sean Black http://life.urbanup.com/2246515. (Life) (162↑, 48↓)The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death\! What's that... a bonus?\!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm\!\!Uff...Now that's what life should be\!\!
Author: j http://life.urbanup.com/139637816. (life) (107↑, 15↓)Just a dream,its too short to complete your aims.life is just a short trip.
Author: zedo http://life.urbanup.com/192801417. (life) (247↑, 158↓)A state of being created by a benevolent deity in order that man may experience the twin pleasures of beer and sex. Although it has been postulated that team sports and a good testicle-scratch constitute two of the pillars of life, the true meaning is in fact just beer and sex. Be advised, however, that it is not simply a matter of drinking as much beer and having as much sex as you can; these actions alone lead to spiritual imbalance and sundry unwholesome disorders of the body. The quality of the beer and the awesome-ness of the sex matter every bit as much as the acts themselves. Well it behooves you then to master the zen of a life of beer and sex. Be aware that many people never fully comprehend the simple purity of the way, as they stagger from one meaningless relationship to another, often sinking into a debased state in which wine, exotic cheeses, opera, and other devices of Satan are appreciated. What then, you ask, is the true path to righteousnous? What should man aspire to in life? The tao of beer and sex is explicit about this. Drink ye of good quality beer, that it's amber goodness may invigorate and pleasure you, and strive towards a relationship with a pair of bi-sexual women. Bi-sexual twins are the real jackpot, of course, and any man attaining this nirvana of relationships will be pointed out in the street and viewed with an almost religious awe by other men. In summary then, remember that the key to solving all of life's varied problems lies in the bottom of a glass, or looks smashing in a skimpy black evening dress.Person 1: I feel lost and hopeless, adrift in a sea of depression. Priest: Oh for goodness' sake, be a man. Find yourself a babelicious chick, get smashed, and do her and her sister. Person 1: Wow\! It's all so clear now... Female: My Mum said that life is a bowl of roses. Male : Your mother is an idiot. Now get naked and fetch me a beer...
Author: Big Bad Mark http://life.urbanup.com/146525618. (Life) (110↑, 22↓)Life has no meaning on it's own, you have to define that meaning by yourself. Whether it'd be an influence, or something that you've found out by yourself. However it should be progressive and not move in a vicious cycle, however if you want your life to move in a vicious cycle then so be it, it is not my decision to make the living human that you are. It can be ugly, yet beautiful at the very same passing moment if you played your cards right.Vicious cycle - what's the point of life? why do i even live?/ i wish i could just die\!11 but beffore i do that, i will go on myspace or livejournal or somewhere where i can get attentshun Progressive: Disappointed but will not complain, will try to move on, will work hard but not too hard to stress oneself.
Author: Fossil Roo http://life.urbanup.com/180742519. (Life) (96↑, 20↓)The brief period where the drop is falling from the sky downwards toward the ocean it came from.Life is--- at the moment of death, you are not one-- you are all.
Author: Buddha420 http://life.urbanup.com/157332320. (life) (102↑, 27↓)Eh, what can you say...shit happens. Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea. If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.
Author: CJDJ http://life.urbanup.com/144172521. (life) (92↑, 19↓)A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
Author: Bulletproof Marshmallow http://life.urbanup.com/31541822. (life) (81↑, 11↓)A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher. Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.
Author: tpfusion http://life.urbanup.com/130320923. (life) (98↑, 27↓)Punishment for eating an apple.god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
Author: DoUNoTylrDurden http://life.urbanup.com/108959224. (Life) (76↑, 7↓)Life? Life's a bitch.Jesus must have had it extra tough, even death couldn't save him from life.
Author: Radu Catrina http://life.urbanup.com/400776025. (life) (89↑, 25↓)life is living.. breathing, smelling, touching, seeing, wanting, wishing, hoping, dreaming.. loving, desiring, hating, despising, grieving, longing.. life is what happens.We all just live our lives.
Author: tbell http://life.urbanup.com/106457726. (life) (79↑, 19↓)The meaningless void between birth and death.Life's a bitch, and then you die.
Author: Mr. Cynic http://life.urbanup.com/128743427. (life) (73↑, 16↓)context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.life in the 'emergin' countries
Author: Cordelia http://life.urbanup.com/73294428. (life) (79↑, 28↓)Life is a disease, because the final outcome is death.The life I lead is not being but becoming; I'am a becoming not a being. I'am a being when I'am meditating.
Author: Tony Valentine http://life.urbanup.com/17072629. (Life) (73↑, 23↓)A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??
Author: Mojo Mojowitz http://life.urbanup.com/145329030. (life) (75↑, 31↓)God's sick, twisted idea of a joke. It's horrible, hard and sticky. ..but I still wish I had one.Get a life\! What's that?
Author: Drunken Goddess http://life.urbanup.com/122454631. (life) (71↑, 27↓)an endless downward spiral of false hopes that are there only to be crushed and ur left empty inside longing for a purposecompletely pointless
Author: Ur inner self http://life.urbanup.com/58292332. (Life) (54↑, 12↓)A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing."Life is a bitch, and then..."
Author: nethcev\! http://life.urbanup.com/193919833. (Life) (50↑, 9↓)The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see [birth certificate]. Also see [birthday].Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.
Author: Help stop spreading the disease http://life.urbanup.com/197198534. (life) (47↑, 9↓)Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it\!
Author: I'll never tell http://life.urbanup.com/22294835. (Life) (54↑, 16↓)Life is unpredictable, but death is inevitable. People take life for granted, thats probably why you feel like it goes away too fast. You must look beyond the universe to find out what life really is. Take some serious time, and actually think back about life, and think deeply, your heart and mind will guide you to figuring out unanswered questions. Life is like a question, and you are the one that needs to answer: What is life?Life The human mind is the strongest aspect. The mind can only project so much thought, but if you go beyond, you will be surprised at how much more you know.
Author: Wilson Yeh http://life.urbanup.com/217556536. (life) (56↑, 19↓)A game played by high school students in Perth, Australia, originates in Morley SHS, created originally by Scott Fairclough, Adin Sehic and Lewis Todman. The purpose of life is to kick a small bottle, ball, or empty milk carton through the legs of other players. A penalty is issued when a player is caught with his feet too close together for the ball to pass through. When a player has the ball kicked between his or her legs, or is issued a penalty, all the other players get to punch that player. In this way, it is similar to the game "Barcode.""Hey, let's call the game 'life' so when someone loses we can say they suck at life\!" -Lewis Todman "I got these bruises because I suck at life"
Author: Shinobi Church http://life.urbanup.com/135045137. (life) (50↑, 19↓)Life is a kick-ass cereal for people who are friends of the hookatoday i had LIFE for breakfast
Author: evan corzine http://life.urbanup.com/112637538. (life) (42↑, 13↓)Life is a question and death is the answer life can also be named why why? [death]. everything in life revolves around the question why? and why is it? noone knows. To me; life is a complete utter mystery. Why do we live? i dont know at allLife is a big game. You win or you lose.
Author: matthew legg http://life.urbanup.com/69411339. (life) (56↑, 27↓)a stupid board gamei make the pieces have sex
Author: anti-beat-box http://life.urbanup.com/23000240. (Life) (36↑, 8↓)1. Generally thought of as a entity who is carbon and water based, has a complex cellular organization, can undergo metabolism, possesses the capacity to grow, responds to stimuli, can reproduce, and through natural selection adapt in succeeding generations. 2. The time you are alive on Earth and what you do with it. 2. "Life" is pictured as a young lady who symbolizes youth and anticipation for all that lies ahead of her, the continuation of life, and of spring; she represents enchantment, expansion, and the promise of new beginnings. Life is typically dressed in white, light pink and light yellow. She sees the world with child-like wonder and fascination.1. Earth contains about 75 billion tons of life. 2. What are you going to do with your life? 3.. In some artwork, Life is pictured as being held in a romantic embrace of Death (the [Grim Reaper]).
Author: OneBadAsp http://life.urbanup.com/205593641. (life) (35↑, 7↓)Extended period of decay between coming into existence and leaving it.As they say, life sucks.
Author: rs21 http://life.urbanup.com/143136742. (life) (35↑, 7↓)1.When God took a shit and forgot to flush it. 2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.Go Flush yourself\! Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it". Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
Author: Tempo3240 http://life.urbanup.com/320115143. (life) (28↑, 2↓)A creation of loving thought never devised to put such a harsh burden on the things created with in it.(jon) hey what is life (???)A creation of loving thought never devised to put such a harsh burden on the things created with in it.
Author: james jensen http://life.urbanup.com/535843144. (life) (39↑, 14↓)1. Procreation 2. Changing emotional state in which it is impossible to find lasting satisfaction.Life's a bitch and then you die
Author: hhhh http://life.urbanup.com/70014945. (life) (34↑, 11↓)a bunch of bitches and assholes,sprinkled with cool people, saturated with bullshit, with a side dish of cool shitno one in Kalispell has a life.
Author: the true definition of life http://life.urbanup.com/55435546. (Life) (35↑, 13↓)Something like a box of [chocolate]."I think I'm going to get her Life for Valentine's day."
Author: Jacob The Just http://life.urbanup.com/155448647. (life) (34↑, 13↓)an obstacle that no one can get through"I suck at life."
Author: Nicole http://life.urbanup.com/51078648. (Life) (24↑, 5↓)unfair, injustice, often own by people who are rich and good-looking.rhapsody: dam i have no life.. fren: cos ur not rich and good-looking.
Author: rhapsody3 http://life.urbanup.com/231965049. (life) (32↑, 13↓)being screwed over again and againlife is gay, simple as that
Author: Luke Weaver http://life.urbanup.com/75335950. (life) (22↑, 5↓)1. hell 2. to extremist christians (aka everyone in MY life) it is "A time to glorify and enjoy God forever\! Hallelujah\!" 3. a piece of shit that is worthless and ends the way it begins... in a state of nothingness. 4. a time when you can just be atheist and have unclouded judgement. 5. not worth living.Wow- I can't get a boyfriend. why is everyone unattracted to me? I can't get anti-depressants because i'm not 18 yet. I don't want to deal with this shitbag called life anymore. *sigh* i'm pretty but no one notices.
Author: PhantomPhan http://life.urbanup.com/237206751. (life) (40↑, 24↓)The meaning of life is 42.The answer to life, the universe, everything.
Author: I. M. Rite http://life.urbanup.com/176048352. (Life) (23↑, 8↓)Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.Victim one: Yay, I got red\! Victim two: My life is better, it's purple\! Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Author: jaydawg3000 http://life.urbanup.com/408273253. (life) (14↑, 0↓)This can be broken or beautiful, depending on the day, the circumstances of the world, society, hormones, and thought. Often goes hand in hand with [love]. This often sucks and makes life a [pain] in the butt, yet you can't have one without the other. Life is not always the most sought thing - see [suicidal], [depressed] - but all in all those who have it should cherish it, because you only live once. Advice on life is generally unreliable, as it comes only from the ones who are in the midst of it. After all, the rest are either [six feet under] or just a ball of cells. The most important thing about life is : DON'T WASTE IT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!Live life to the fullest even if there's no happiness in sight. For all you know, you might not have another chance.
Author: 04music21 http://life.urbanup.com/620121854. (life) (21↑, 7↓)life= 3240. in algebra 2 or more letters or numbers next to eachother means they are multiplied. L (12th letter in alphabet) times I (9th) times F (6th) times E (5th)dude.... 12x9x6x5=3240... thats like the answer to life man... woa
Author: firechild245 http://life.urbanup.com/173884755. (life) (24↑, 10↓)life is the ability to feel, the ability to know, the ability to move, the ability to speak out.really, to tell the truith, life IS
Author: Jimmy Smith http://life.urbanup.com/131348856. (Life) (21↑, 8↓)A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.
Author: AYB http://life.urbanup.com/16013057. (Life) (15↑, 3↓)Life.. it is pointless. Think of all the 6 billion people who are living.. How many do you know? Think of all of the billions of dead.. how many do you remember on a daily basis? They may have lived longer than you and you don't even think about them, what was the point of living so long? Going through all those hardships and you are still forgotten... Even those who affect your daily lives are forgotten. You may think you will get passed on by friends and family, but you won't. "Oh yeah, I didn't know this guy, but apparently he was cool."? So why try in life..? I am not emo I have just learned an inevitable truth of life, maybe too soon.Any human being who has had a life is an example.
Author: Roflawlolmao http://life.urbanup.com/342690258. (life) (53↑, 41↓)an invisible green blob that follows you aroundvivian- what is life cecily- a green blob vivian- what? cecily- proove me wrong
Author: Tyne http://life.urbanup.com/85701559. (life) (34↑, 22↓)1.)Entertainment for God. 2.) Someone you can blame all troubles onMeet Life
Author: sekai http://life.urbanup.com/31337160. (life) (25↑, 14↓)this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in bloodlife i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
Author: shawn im so kool http://life.urbanup.com/149074761. (life) (29↑, 18↓)A bit of random silliness that God decided to add to the Universe after spending an afternoon drinking [Pan Galactica Gargle Blasters] with [Zaphod Beeblebrox]See the Universe for examples. It is simply packed with them.
Author: VashtheStampede http://life.urbanup.com/113478662. (Life) (29↑, 18↓)Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
Author: It's none of your business http://life.urbanup.com/99149563. (life) (12↑, 2↓)a crazy mix of emotions that have a heartbeatLife is so frustrating today\! I can't believe my life... Ahh, what is life?
Author: soccachick238 http://life.urbanup.com/381487264. (life) (12↑, 2↓)Life is a stage where each one of us has the chance to act and prove who we really are. I've heard that life is beautiful, life is suffering, life is f*cking stupid, life is a gift. the list just goes on.. And I've thought about it awfully alot. What comes down in the end my friend is how you are living your life. There are people in one hand starving till death & some rich people blowing cash like "there's no second day," there are people who link their lives in drugs & there are hardworking people workin' their arse off. There are people who are true religious devotees and there are extremists violating every religious notion there is. So the thing is, what does LIFE mean to YOU?1 Live your own independent life. 2 Be active & be an example. 2 You think of one.
Author: Anraul http://life.urbanup.com/213996865. (life) (14↑, 4↓)Life is what you make of it. Do you want to live like your going to forever? Do it\! Do you want to drink like your 21? Go ahead\! Nothing is stopping you from living the life you want. Go out there and make the best of it instead of eating Oreos and being on Urban Dictionary all dayMy diagnosis of life was on November 16, 1992, and I'm going to make the best of it.
Author: DizzyLizzy http://life.urbanup.com/209316366. (life) (21↑, 11↓)an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see [bullshit]dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
Author: 379 http://life.urbanup.com/116659967. (life) (14↑, 5↓)The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.Guy 1:How's your life? Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates. Guy 1:Lucky
Author: ice cream eater http://life.urbanup.com/186066668. (life) (16↑, 7↓)A form of animated [death].Mommy what's a gravedigga?
Author: NegativeZero http://life.urbanup.com/22883569. (Life) (12↑, 4↓)You're born, you die. Life is the shit that happens in between.I need to get a life.
Author: sublime1234 http://life.urbanup.com/369282770. (Life) (12↑, 4↓)1. Something many people do not have these days. 2. Life goes like this: You're born. You learn chickenshit stuff. You go to elementary school. You go to middle school. You go to high school. You get a license. You graduate. You go to college. You have sex. You graduate. You get a job. You bust your ass all day for forty years. You pay taxes. You have a stroke. You go live in an old age home. You die. The End.That was a charming story about life, wasn't it? Well get used to it. 'Cause it's your too.
Author: Invisible_Bunny http://life.urbanup.com/353043671. (life) (11↑, 3↓)life, a definition almost not definable. Life is full of disapointments, joy, hurt, and finally death but what does it all mean? no one can really answer this. Life is so meaningless\! why?\! why are we here? are we not suposed to do something other then the blue print our parents and goverment have planned for us? We have one life, one chance to do everything because it doesnt who you are or what you accomplished...death does not care and where all going to have the same faith."What is the meaning of life?" "I hate my life\! why am I here?"
Author: Ty-stein http://life.urbanup.com/306280372. (life) (10↑, 2↓)the longest thing you will ever have to dolife is short It's the longest thing you will ever have to do, BANDIT\!
Author: AAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEE http://life.urbanup.com/218604973. (Life) (25↑, 17↓)when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7 when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money. when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah. when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom. when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.screwy aint it??????????????/
Author: ur dads hairy nipple http://life.urbanup.com/115450074. (Life) (19↑, 11↓)a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyoneLife is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
Author: John http://life.urbanup.com/23831875. (Life) (11↑, 4↓)Life is unfair. It's completely random. Most of all, life is meaningless. What is the point of it? You live, you die. What's the point of working hard in life - it means nothing. Do what you love - enjoy life. What other reason could there possibly be for life existing other than to enjoy it? Do everything, take risks. Life is so meaningless and short-term that what does it matter what you do in it? Do what you can to make a difference or change something or be remembered, otherwise your life will end and it will really have meant nothing. Do what you love and remember that life has no purpose. The world will end one day and so will life, so make the most of it now and try and help make life as happy for everyone as you can.Life means nothing. It ends having not changed anything. Love life, but don't worry about things because sooner or later you die and it will mean nothing.
Author: willa wonka http://life.urbanup.com/294641076. (life) (14↑, 7↓)something i need to get eventuallyright now i have no life. i'm really a bum at heart. i exist simply to exist. i am a wanderer living in a sea of emptiness.
Author: i swear to drunk i'm no god http://life.urbanup.com/151136877. (life) (16↑, 9↓)Parents say "it is what you make it", but you can't make much of it when you can't do anything becuase they won't let you, and when yu bring up what they say, you get groundedUnlike the game, boring and stupid
Author: Who The Douce Are You? http://life.urbanup.com/119263778. (life) (19↑, 12↓)the time between cut scenesgoddamnit where's the fucking savepoint\!?
Author: arwing http://life.urbanup.com/41625079. (life) (7↑, 1↓)the meaning of life is to find a meaning of life. the point of life is to discover something within ourselves and try to make the best of it. life doesnt mean living it to the fullest, because that only describes what you want to do with it, not what it is. One of the reasons why human civilization isn't getting any better is because no one has found the meaning of life yet. We all think we know the answers, and yet, everyone always falls into some problem, always asking themselves why.i know the meaning of life
Author: meliaaa http://life.urbanup.com/324124980. (Life) (7↑, 1↓)(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see [resuscitation]), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
Author: Pseudopsychotic Snoozeking http://life.urbanup.com/320218881. (Life) (7↑, 1↓)A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
Author: casandnsun07 http://life.urbanup.com/296614782. (Life) (5↑, 0↓)Something that World of Warcraft players don't have.Dude: Do you have a World of Warcraft account? Other Dude: No, I have a life, unlike you\!
Author: NeoArashi http://life.urbanup.com/490901383. (life) (5↑, 0↓)the activity you are participating in currentlyInsert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life. (Sailor Jerry says hi)
Author: wittyname http://life.urbanup.com/451308984. (life) (6↑, 1↓)the most pointless and answerless word of BS on the planet. nothing positive comes out of it. when you look at it... really look at it its all negative...go ahead look back i'll give you a minute... you back? good was i right. i probaly was.life: i was born into poverty. i grew up into poverty. because of the system (and poverty) i didn't get into college. i remain in poverty. i indulge myself in the illusion of love. i die in poverty.
Author: no point in details http://life.urbanup.com/381266485. (life) (9↑, 4↓)Death and Taxes.Life -\> Taxes -\> Death.
Author: M3154 http://life.urbanup.com/364522486. (Life) (8↑, 3↓)Lifes a Bitch and then you marry one.Dude my life is a god dam bitch\!. Good thing you didnt marry one like me.
Author: The Lunch Maker\! http://life.urbanup.com/306764987. (Life) (8↑, 3↓)The first quantity, followed by "the Universe and Everything" of the equation.The result of the equation, "[Life, the Universe and Everything]", is [42]. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
Author: Downstrike http://life.urbanup.com/201924988. (life) (16↑, 11↓)We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end. No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.Deus ex machina.
Author: asdf http://life.urbanup.com/60729389. (life) (19↑, 14↓)A video game.It's a video game.
Author: Imagine... http://life.urbanup.com/48563190. (life) (5↑, 1↓)something that to assholes with superiority complexes include going to parties, never being home, not playing video games, having sex, etc. and if you disagree or dont care if you dont do these things, youre weird, or retarded. now to more realistic people, it means something with no definitionsometimes i would like the life the assholes talk about, but then when i realize that i lack the social skills or the concern to achieve it, it doesnt seem all that important
Author: zer0s3volution http://life.urbanup.com/438284691. (Life) (14↑, 10↓)Life is ...what you make it. You feel like shit? Because you want to feel like shit\! You feel happy? Because your enjoying your life. If your living life might as well make the best of it. You don't like it? Don't take the easy way out by killing yourself, do something extreme to make your life more thrilling."Nothing in life is certain, except death" "I heard life sucks, BOY AM I GLAD I DON'T HAVE ONE"
Author: LiveLife http://life.urbanup.com/177570292. (life) (6↑, 2↓)A nonchalant means to an inevitable end.You are born, you live, you die. And that boys and girls, is life.
Author: Sacred_Breath http://life.urbanup.com/170258093. (life) (17↑, 13↓)Life is the opposit of entropy or "chaos" where all energy is constantly reduced or dissipated. Instead life is something that tries to accumulate(preserve) energy and entropy is always acting against it often(always) tearing it down. Though, life knows evolution which ALWAYS leads to something BETTER(scientific fact). Even every day human life and society is about evolution maybe even to move closer bit by bit to some sort of... perfection... Also very short lasting, any life strives to be preserved.In nature: The weak shell perish. Humanity: The weak shell suffer. The strong shall suffer. The parasites will perish.
Author: Axis http://life.urbanup.com/80709494. (life) (10↑, 6↓)What happens before deathyou live before you die
Author: Jesse Nickerson http://life.urbanup.com/39766995. (life) (11↑, 7↓)Something I like to do in my spare time.Well, if you get bored of life, there's always death.
Author: David Watts http://life.urbanup.com/20152596. (Life) (10↑, 6↓)An acumalation of unwanted unnecessary things that people then argue over when you die. (ah the bliss of death)what do you want to do in life i want to be rich Why...then what happens......
Author: neo-absurdism http://life.urbanup.com/15182497. (Life) (3↑, 0↓)When you lose your breath, and revel in it.There are moments... that are life.
Author: pseudonym1453 http://life.urbanup.com/430205298. (life) (3↑, 0↓)life is a nicely blossemed tree but it isn`t easy to reach its fruit..[life] [poetry] [artist]
Author: future lady http://life.urbanup.com/423628899. (Life) (4↑, 1↓)What you need according to the internet.Get a life.
Author: Trichechus http://life.urbanup.com/3781229100. (Life) (5↑, 2↓)Life is difficult. This is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult, once we truly understand and accept it then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.I hate the required prerequisite to include the defined word in the example\! Life
Author: encablossa http://life.urbanup.com/3721824101. (Life) (7↑, 4↓)What makes you frown all the time cause its so damn hardDave: why you always frowning? Steve: cause lifes hard.
Author: Chris Lucas213 http://life.urbanup.com/3628612102. (Life) (6↑, 3↓)The thing that a person cannot live without, but will continuously try to FUCK you over every chance it gets.Man, I was supposed to go on this date tonight with this beautiful girl, but she totally flaked on me. Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
Author: Smiter324 http://life.urbanup.com/2879192103. (Life) (12↑, 9↓)Is what your doing right now. Don't ignore it. Live it. Don't get left behind and don't leave others behind take them for a ride.I can't go on. There's always tomorrow
Author: Maddy http://life.urbanup.com/1152068104. (Life) (7↑, 4↓)1)What you are currently doing if you're reading this. 2) Something people are always searching for the meaning of?1) Fuck you...I can live my own life in my own way if I want to. 2) What is the meaning of life?
Author: Gamblor http://life.urbanup.com/869876105. (Life) (10↑, 7↓)A beautiful gift that you are only given one chance to do your best at. Nothing is better than it.I'm Sorry, you should ask for deletion of this because it is inacurate and disturbing. If your happy its because your doing something wrong
Author: Haryazz http://life.urbanup.com/389022106. (life) (2↑, 0↓)a sexually transmitted disease that always results in death. there is no known curelife is not fair. sometimes dreams dont come true, sometimes you are not the hero of the story of ur own life, and sometimes ppl die before they are supposed to. life is not fair... but 'fair' has nothing to do with who you are inside, what you dream about, who you love, and what you stand for. life cannot touch that, war cannot touch that, and doctors cannot touch that
Author: mycowmoos http://life.urbanup.com/5651405107. (Life) (3↑, 1↓)A bitch. Also is known to be tough. However, despite people constantly having conflicts, life can sometimes be a wonderful and interesting thing. Can be compared to Swiss cheese. Usually pretty mild, but it still has its holes where you fall in and have issues getting out. But when you get out, a sandwich is usually waiting for you later on.Life's tough pal but people still deal with it.
Author: BillieJoePie http://life.urbanup.com/5349748108. (Life) (4↑, 2↓)Life is fleeting. Not until you see your fugaciousness, you see that every day, every hour even every moment is a gift , a gift you can only open for one time. A gift that can delight you only one time. You find out that workaday issues basically do not have a real importance. You will find out that you should capitalise every day, every hour and every moment, because no moment comes back. The life, every day, every hour, every moment is a gift, because we are all fading. Along the line we all will end to exist and could not ask ourselves "what if..."Live life to the fullest.
Author: Giant Duck http://life.urbanup.com/4074123109. (Life) (6↑, 4↓)It sucks. End of story.A bird shit on my head when i was on my date. That's life for ya.
Author: Sean Gilmour http://life.urbanup.com/2926839110. (life) (6↑, 4↓)Can be described as every word in the dictionarylife is crazy, life is sexy, life is shit, life is life, ext.
Author: AK-Scott http://life.urbanup.com/2729948111. (Life) (18↑, 16↓)You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgueTwo types of people in this world (Leaders and followers) only there's a shortage on 1 of them
Author: Whiteblood http://life.urbanup.com/720105112. (life) (2↑, 1↓)What you don't have.Did you really just look up life?
Author: autumnisagod http://life.urbanup.com/5895328113. (Life) (1↑, 0↓)An unfortunate lapse between nonexistence and death.Why go to hell? If you really want to suffer, come back to life...
Author: thatrand0mp1nappl3 http://life.urbanup.com/5503358114. (Life) (1↑, 0↓)People who are meant to rule the world.Those two kids from the Potomac School are life.
Author: theblackrat http://life.urbanup.com/5009193115. (Life) (1↑, 0↓)It usually sucks but without it you are nothing.Bill's mother died yesterday and now he's having to live with his grandma in the ghetto. I'm glad I don't have his life.
Author: Anarch Furry http://life.urbanup.com/4894262116. (Life) (2↑, 1↓)Life; I'm sure ya'll know who superman is, right? So you know he's got every single power in the book. The fucker's practically invincible. Anyways I feel that people our age think they're superman. Okay, so we fuck around with the stupidest shit in the world. We smoke, we drink, we snort, we shoot up, and we steal something. We fuck around with the most dangerous shit in the world but we can't get hurt by it right? "Because we're invincible." But see it's bullshit. The crime, the drugs, and all that shit well that's our kryptonite. And well I see life is like superman flying over a field of kryptonite, and his goal is to get as close as possible to that field without actually touching it, you know? And being the rebel he is. He's always testing out his power, getting closer and closer but he's still cool right "because he's mother fucking superman." But eventually superman's gonna crash into that field of kryptonite and it's all gonna catch back with him. He'll crash and burn. It's the little things in life that mess you up the worst, but life goes on for most of us. We're all still flying along like superman, but we can't fly forever. We'll all eventually crash and then it hits us. We aren't invincible, Superman doesn't exist, but everything else, all the danger, all the problems, all the kryptonite will always be there...SUPERMAN; life
Author: letmebemyself http://life.urbanup.com/4016800117. (life) (6↑, 5↓)I'm sorry but this word does not have any meaninglife has no meaning.
Author: squimps http://life.urbanup.com/3801860118. (life) (7↑, 6↓)obviously what you dont have since your on this fucking sitehey larry whats happening uh nothing just going on urbandictionary what u got no life [loser]
Author: pimpmasta45 http://life.urbanup.com/3310611119. (life) (5↑, 4↓)I get up very EARLY. I go to high school for a third of my day. I go home. I do more work for high school until its time for dinner. I eat, get ready for bed, go to sleep, get up, and REPEAT. That is my life."Hey hun, time to go to SCHOOL\!" "fun." 8 hours later.. "ok now time to go use up another 3 hours for SCHOOL\! now go study" "ok now its time to go spend that last 3rd of your day to sleep.. so you have energy for SCHOOL" that is my life.
Author: Ashleyyyyyyyy H http://life.urbanup.com/3260772120. (life) (4↑, 3↓)something that sux my hairy balls and my big ass man boobslife suxs hairy ones
Author: fuggernut http://life.urbanup.com/3080897121. (life) (4↑, 3↓)Life is life. It's hard, tough, unfair, painful, but it can be fun, joyful, and filled with merriment. It's the only thing we know and the only thing we've got. Life is life. That's it.All lives are different, but we can all do things to make things better for ourselves and for others, so get off your rump and do something about the life some people just seem to love to almost 'brag' about, saying how tough it is. Don't advertise your troubles, Just do something 'bout them..
Author: emily.epidemic http://life.urbanup.com/2931121122. (Life) (7↑, 6↓)an absolutley delicious cerealget me a bowl of life up in here\!\!
Author: maroo http://life.urbanup.com/1885886123. (life) (7↑, 6↓)An absurdly long ass-kicking contest that somehow seems to end to soon, where you only have one leg, and the only other contestants who aren't completely overmatching or undermatching your skill are more one-legged humans.When you put it that way, life just seems like one big angry amputee convention. Me: It is.
Author: Kerik http://life.urbanup.com/1860590124. (life) (7↑, 6↓)The painful time between birth and death.Where one wakes up, and 14 hours later goes back to sleep. life = hate + sadness
Author: Fanni http://life.urbanup.com/1629507125. (life) (8↑, 7↓)word [scene] kids use to describe something they really like or use/see/do alot.Courtney is life. My friends are life. Otterpops are life.
Author: melebrate x http://life.urbanup.com/1396660126. (life) (7↑, 6↓)The way you live. what you do and work for, your goals."Get a life man, Don't sit on that computer all day and night."
Author: Kenneth Ishio http://life.urbanup.com/1226835127. (life) (8↑, 7↓)1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us. We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.
Author: jrh5356 http://life.urbanup.com/1202295128. (life) (5↑, 4↓)life is a self-perpetuating, self-contained chemical phenomenon that extracts or manufactures high-energy nutriants from its environment, excreets waste matirial of lower chemical energy, and surfs the energy differeance between food and shit to go on living.Life is a breakfast cereal, a board game a very long sentence, a bitch and then you die. -David Grinspoon (Lonely Planets)
Author: Sanchara http://life.urbanup.com/1144611129. (life) (8↑, 7↓)This word is impossible to define, since we will never be able to define the things that lay ahead of us.It's what you make it baby
Author: Mehgan http://life.urbanup.com/1140889130. (life) (9↑, 8↓)If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life". All shall be revealed... Also, see [fun]"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Papa" Sung by a lumberjack in said feature film.
Author: Monty Python http://life.urbanup.com/756143131. (life) (14↑, 13↓)A rather dreary ( apart from the occasional eye-brow raiser) period between birth and death.I am writing in the Urban Dictionary. I have no life.
Author: Harsh_but_Fair http://life.urbanup.com/736910132. (life) (8↑, 7↓)a gameboard where you face challenges and stuff like that...(it's just like life)Life is hard.
Author: rAvYn http://life.urbanup.com/618085133. (life) (10↑, 9↓)Something that everyone is trying to escape....I suggest drugs. [reality]The only time "life" is any good is when I am so high I that everything is blurry, hazey and pink fairies play with me in the park. Life is so boring and monotonous - i think i will go eat me some drugz and have 5hrs of serotonin increased pleasure.
Author: HuGz* http://life.urbanup.com/535001134. (life) (9↑, 8↓)Something that is not fair.Deal with it.
Author: dj gs68 http://life.urbanup.com/307708135. (life) (10↑, 9↓)stupid pointless and boringLife sux, get over it
Author: Kurt http://life.urbanup.com/187297136. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)God's way of brutally torturing and tormenting you until he decides to smite you.G1LB3RT: So, so much shit has happened to me, I'm homeless, my whole family has died or disowned me, and all my friends are gone.... CUBBY: I swear man, it's this whole "Life" thing.
Author: G1LB3RTandCUBBY http://life.urbanup.com/6398643137. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.Life is good, most of the time.
Author: rett99 http://life.urbanup.com/6293698138. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)Life is like a video game with way too many people, who each speak a variety of different languages, and through this, naturally form groups in a massive struggle to fuck one another over... Despite its clear definition in this day and age, most people have nothing to say...Jim: Hows life? Jack: Not bad, and you?
Author: Chillman101 http://life.urbanup.com/6110069139. (life) (0↑, 0↓)a bitch thats hard to surviveman this life sucks. i can barley stay alive\!
Author: meowmeowkittycats http://life.urbanup.com/6105137140. (LIFE) (0↑, 0↓)In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
Author: djsee4 http://life.urbanup.com/6099294141. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)If you wanna live life, go with the moment. Don't plan everything out, it will all play out in the end. Once you over plan, it's usually less appreciated then you expected. Don't make mistakes a regret, life goes on shit happens."Today was terrible\!" -"Yeah that's Life"
Author: EikciVYarrP. http://life.urbanup.com/6070756142. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)Music.Hey can I ask you a question? Yeah sure. What's life? Simple. It's Music.
Author: Enihs http://life.urbanup.com/5945134143. (Life) (1↑, 1↓)[Life] likes to sneak attack you when you least expect it. You will just be minding your own business and it FUCKS YOU. It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes. [Life] then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs. Just when you think its over, [life] gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket. [Life] then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets. Their [cum] drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you [puke]. [Life] then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.Hey bro, I know this is kind of a weird question, but I don't have anyone else. Will you please to come to the emergency room with me? I was just horribly, brutally raped by [life]. And you're going to have to drive cause that sick [fuck] took my eyes too this time.
Author: Dollface Killah http://life.urbanup.com/5935834144. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)baconJoe: "Yo bob, how's life?" Bob: "..." Joe: "how's bacon?" Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon\!"
Author: Uzer http://life.urbanup.com/5932368145. (life) (0↑, 0↓)A slow, aggravated version of drowning.That whore should die a slow painful life.
Author: Roberto Julio http://life.urbanup.com/5622815146. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)A non-existing object that most people believe they can get on ebay don't have and need to get.Life not avaiable on ebay for a good price so don't try to buy one
Author: $t3v3() http://life.urbanup.com/5474915147. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)A painful thing that everyone must endure."Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)
Author: Lilbrewdog http://life.urbanup.com/5439754148. (life) (0↑, 0↓)A reality in which you can be as you want. It is a playground where you have the opportunity of expressing yourself to show who and what you are. Unfrotunately though it is now quite tough to do so because there are rules and consequences that you must consider before acting on your decision. Judgements from others might become an obstacle to.Why do I have to go through suffering and pain? That's life for ya\! Sometimes, I feel like smiling at the sky and thanking the [universe] for giving me life. That's life for ya\!
Author: The SHORT giant http://life.urbanup.com/5394737149. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)Bassdrops. Lots and lots of bassdrops...and they're all wonderful :)Oh shit, you've just bassdropped my life\!
Author: radicalpancake http://life.urbanup.com/5370954150. (Life) (1↑, 1↓)Being unable to escape the unnecessary systems of hierarchy.Wherever you go, however successful you become, there's always someone doing better. That's just how life works.
Author: TheDavid02 http://life.urbanup.com/5295363151. (life) (2↑, 2↓)It starts off easy. You're a baby, and no responsibilities are expected of you. And then you start school. And once you're a teenager, your parents will expect more and more. Then, when you move out, you have to keep a job, and eventually a family. On top of all this, you have to stay alive through everything life throws at you. You have choices, and lots of experiences to be had. But what's the reward for going through all the tough times? Death. Yep, you'll just die no matter what. Some religions believe there is an "afterlife", and I believe there is too. But if there turns out to not be an afterlife, then I'll be pissed. (Or not, since I'd be too dead to be pissed.)You shouldn't be able to die of old age. You should be able to die of everything else but. And your body should stop aging at about 25. That would be an amazing life. At least you'd probably have better chances of an epic death then just fading away over time.
Author: Life sucks but it has moments. http://life.urbanup.com/5267768152. (life) (0↑, 0↓)life is when you are alive and what happenes to you in it....5Curtis started to push me around I didn’t care that much I just thought I had done something to make him mad so I just would sit there and take it when I was7he caught me on fire and burned my hair off I didn’t care I still loved him the next day I was hugging him and saying I love you curtis your the best big brother.8he slit my face open because I wouldn’t let him into my room.9he beat me alot he told me if mom asked I fell down the stares I said okay I still loved him I still had that big smile on my face and I still did every thing for him I still got him food and gave him my money that I got every week.10I stop loving him and my mom I stopped caring about them and I stop caring about my self I started to cut I started to want to die I stop crying when I got hurt cause I knew It did'nt do any good and I stop being nice and I said no to him one day biggest mistake I ever made so far in my life he beat me to the point that I could not move I knew if I did he would hit my agene so I just lay there with blood coming out off my nose and my ear.11curt's friend raped me and got me on weed.14okay now the bitch who never did anything to stop him and shut her door in my face and said you hafe to take care of yourself and try not to get any blood on the rug.ugh she didn’t care she never did she never asked what happened to your face theres blood all over it\!I didn’t matter to her and she just did not want too admit it. mooneyes509\@yahoo.com
Author: Anna L. McFarland http://life.urbanup.com/5180036153. (life) (0↑, 0↓)The game you never win.I scored a 303,592,886 at life.
Author: Jewels\! http://life.urbanup.com/5088697154. (Life) (1↑, 1↓)A Discovery Channel tv show that puts all other tv shows to shame. Once you start watching it you might as well cancel all other plans for the day. It's like Call of Duty for smart people."Why don't we see Kevin anymore.." "He got addicted to Life."
Author: seamorlife http://life.urbanup.com/4930549155. (life) (0↑, 0↓)life is a test that you pass when you die life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes life is a waiting room for all the fun of death life is a game of musical chairs, everyone gets out in the end.on a long enough time-scale the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero
Author: frog-man-thing http://life.urbanup.com/4913553156. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)What people do insted of sitting on their ass all day reading the urban dictionaryI Have a life, I dont sit on the computer all the time\!
Author: J3ff3ry http://life.urbanup.com/4836612157. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)A bitch cuz if it were a slut it would be easyFuck Life
Author: Trevor Zim http://life.urbanup.com/4796967158. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)Life's a bitch and when you think it's going alright it turns around and does a shit on your face.[life]
Author: coppell1934 http://life.urbanup.com/4776827159. (life) (0↑, 0↓)A long series of one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was deadYou suck-diddly-uck Flanders (at life)
Author: RenierWolfcastle http://life.urbanup.com/4450418160. (LIFE) (0↑, 0↓)The follow up single to the smash hit "Didn't Ya Hear". "Life Part 1" is a power love ballad, about the difficulties in life that everyone faces, it is the first in a series of songs following this theme, the main ostinato the was created many years ago, has finally been recorded for future genertaions to appreciate the simple genious of the song. Life simply is, this song.Dan Caster and the Mentones: -Life Part 1 (follow up single to Didn't Ya Hear) -Life (Reprise) featuing the Sydney Symhony Orchestra
Author: failbail23 http://life.urbanup.com/4339096161. (Life) (0↑, 0↓)The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is [death].
Author: Tooliteral http://life.urbanup.com/4293342162. (Life) (1↑, 1↓)What You Make It1.) If you are an person with a predisposition that everything sucks, you will believe your life sucks. 2.) The Middle. If you are a person with a predisposition that maybe not everything sucks, then you will find certain things about life aren't too bad. 3.) If you are a person with a predisposition that everything in life is awesome, then you are nuts.
Author: Jlloyd22881 http://life.urbanup.com/4249109163. (Life) (1↑, 1↓)Is a b*tch, and then you die."Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."
Author: dboyish408 http://life.urbanup.com/4135275164. (life) (1↑, 1↓)the most unfair thing in the worldlife sucks and i hate it
Author: numberone111 http://life.urbanup.com/4009414165. (Life) (2↑, 2↓)Everthing and nothing."Who cares it's just life; I'm going to die anyways, so why not enjoy it, it's all there is when it comes down to it."
Author: blondeserendipity http://life.urbanup.com/3938144166. (life) (1↑, 1↓)what you needkid 1: hey, look at this [silly] [definition] for "[tingting]"\! kid 2: hey, you need a [life].
Author: facebook_stalker http://life.urbanup.com/3936347167. (life) (0↑, 0↓)to Life verb: to [slander], down talk, or give a uncalled for amount of shit to another person, for some small or meaningless reason other uses: to life, getting lifed, lifing someonedude 1: so my damn teacher totally fuckin [lifed] me in front of the whole class today dude 2: i know he's a dick but why the hell would he life you like that? dude 1: i dont know, i guess cuz i was late, but it was only like 30 damn seconds
Author: gergle http://life.urbanup.com/3473622168. (life) (2↑, 2↓)Life's a shit-sandwich and everyday you have to take another bite\!Finding a man that will hot cheat on you for life, because we all know that every man cheats, it is in their DNA. Men are all pigs\!
Author: wyz_wrdz from THE 5150 Anrkissed http://life.urbanup.com/3073457169. (life) (3↑, 3↓)A Song By "Our Lady Peace"Jeff: Hey Matt What's Your Favourite Song? Matt: Life by Our Lady Peace
Author: KingRaven http://life.urbanup.com/3021011170. (Life) (5↑, 5↓)Something to live. Be spontaneous and have fun.Live life. Yours begins now.
Author: Pi Is Cool http://life.urbanup.com/2953481171. (life) (4↑, 4↓)Something that should be cherished. Something that should be carried out to do whatever you feel like.Reg. guy- Let's go to the beach. Nerd- No Reg. guy- Why? It's like 90 degrees outside. Nerd- I have to read. Reg. guy- You can do that when we get back. Nerd- I have to listen to my parents. Reg. guy- Dude...didn't you say they were spending the week in Miami? Nerd- It is my duty to listen to my parents all the time. Reg. guy- So you're their little drone, eh? Nerd- I guess so. I have no life of my own.
Author: StatenIslander http://life.urbanup.com/2702653172. (life) (4↑, 4↓)Life is dark, but it's also beautiful. People should definately live each day as if it were their last. In the end you die... which is also beautiful.I want my funeral to be a celebration of my life... not a mourning of my death.
Author: He\!di Driessen http://life.urbanup.com/1878507173. (life) (23↑, 23↓)Video games\!Video games are life\!
Author: gameking10050 http://life.urbanup.com/307519174. (Life) (5↑, 5↓)The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a person's heart.One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Author: Albert Camus http://life.urbanup.com/186589175. (life) (5↑, 5↓)the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead bodyAuthor: Wookiee http://life.urbanup.com/164094176. (life) (12↑, 12↓)1. beer 2. lager (same thing) 3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel 4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic) 5. a comfy chair (to sit on) 6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up 7. kitchen towl that mops up anything 8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are 9. a wildlife documentary on mooses 10. all these things put togetherAuthor: marlon the dancing moose http://life.urbanup.com/126142177. (life) (3↑, 3↓)1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop 2)a complete and total accident"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out
Author: DonkeyThunder http://life.urbanup.com/48390178. (Life) (0↑, 1↓)that big ball of epic fail you always tell to gtfobest friend: that sucks me: that's life for ya..
Author: TheresaFrances http://life.urbanup.com/5205099179. (Life) (1↑, 2↓)It is whatever you make it out to be."What is the meaning of Life?" "Decide that for yourself."
Author: Jamison C. Fisher http://life.urbanup.com/3982144180. (life) (0↑, 1↓)SHITLIFE. Ha ha your in it\!
Author: GrimReader1321 http://life.urbanup.com/3932497181. (Life) (0↑, 1↓)a beautiful wonderful scary crazy thing. Its something that makes you: smile at something sweet cry when something is sad laugh at yourself hope for the future grieve for your losses confront your fears love unconditionaly really really angry just plain crazy and much much more.Life can be what ever you want it to be and you only get one. Make it a good one.
Author: SDdimples http://life.urbanup.com/3734525182. (Life) (1↑, 2↓)When something over the top happens in different situations.Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life. Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.
Author: Leanit http://life.urbanup.com/3212220183. (life) (4↑, 5↓)the most disappointing and depressing thing I have come to know........................I hate life
Author: frsky http://life.urbanup.com/3156696184. (life) (4↑, 5↓)The silliest expression of god's bent sense of humor possible.Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs? I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too\! The story will make no rational sense at all. Yep, that's it.
Author: AimforAwesome http://life.urbanup.com/3093701185. (life) (1↑, 2↓)an expensive product you can buy at the life storeJimmy and I went to the life store to purchase a life for his little brother
Author: Anoonymous http://life.urbanup.com/3074704186. (life) (2↑, 3↓)Having experienced sexual intercourse.You obviously have no life because you're a virgin and/or are good at anything that doesn't involve sex such as breathing.
Author: An Unintelligent Being http://life.urbanup.com/2955003187. (life) (2↑, 3↓)For any system to be considered a life form, it must meet the following criteria: 1. It must be able to react to its environment beyond simple physical properties 2. It must be able to regulate its internal environment (Homeostasis) 3. It must be able to maintain it self without outside instruction 4. It must require energy to operate 5. It must be able to, on a population level, reproduceA dog is a form of life
Author: Jonathan Bass http://life.urbanup.com/2886426188. (Life) (3↑, 4↓)Proper noun; the entity that is responsible for every series of events that leads to a person's misfortune; Life often arranges for something bad or inconvient to occur precisely when you least expect it, can least afford, or when everything is going perfectly; often leads to [HOL] followed by [DSB]"Life... that bitch got me again." "Oh Life, you win this time." "I just paid off my Malibu mansion, new Maserati, and then all of a sudden "BAM\!" Life strikes again. I caught my girlfriend being [fingercuffed]."
Author: Jacob Bl http://life.urbanup.com/2451005189. (Life) (3↑, 4↓)A Pointless Thing In Which I Am Currently Feeling No Pleasure , But If You Look Deep Enough You Can Decide You Have A Point In Life.That Is What Ever You Want , But You Must Trust Inn It.life is the one thing in which we survive
Author: wazzatheemo http://life.urbanup.com/2289223190. (life) (2↑, 3↓)Life is a experience where our state of reality is manipulated by "divines tools". We are only a bunch of extraordinary proparties influencing each other through existentialism. Such proparties of reality are you're biological and psychological entities and sociological and environmental influences. These four proparties of reality will influence each other shaping your character and personality and the profound effects are so difference and random that each person will have a unique unpredictability that makes you your own person. Alot of this on the other hand will depend on your birthplace.Charles Manson's life is a great example but anything that is complex enough will do.
Author: xicorrocix http://life.urbanup.com/1891393191. (life) (3↑, 4↓)It is wat it is. cant change wat happen only can make it betta..another term of sayin o well..dam my girl cheatin on me life. theres more fish in the sea..
Author: alex rivers http://life.urbanup.com/1814503192. (life) (4↑, 5↓)life's what you make it -Talk Talklife could be anything, some of it's how you're brought up and the rest is up to you.
Author: superflychick http://life.urbanup.com/1788736193. (Life) (4↑, 5↓)a brand of cereal. and a magazinei was sitting at the table eating a bowl of life cereal and reading life magazine.
Author: Butthole Man http://life.urbanup.com/1444710194. (Life) (6↑, 7↓)Life is Is perfectly good nothing bad as most people think it may be but it isn't you see life is a good thing through and through but bad things are thrown in as a test to make us better people and appreciate all the good in the worldNothing is bad it's just as we preceive it
Author: Willie the Great http://life.urbanup.com/1204109195. (life) (11↑, 12↓)Something "nerds" or "geeks" (defined by the mainstream society at least), do not have.Life? What is this Life you speak of? Is it worth downloading?
Author: Archimage Anshinritsumai http://life.urbanup.com/1102799196. (Life) (5↑, 6↓)Used to describe anything very exciting, or an exclamation...Often used sarcastically.Wow Maggie, your sex partner is LIFE\! LIFE\! I can't believe I'm dating a real midget\!
Author: Ireli Dew Hoffdowns http://life.urbanup.com/960530197. (life) (11↑, 12↓)life throws you obstacles and no matter how you deal with these obstacles you will always regret the outcome of your decisionregret life is regret
Author: mckenzie mick brodie http://life.urbanup.com/755187198. (life) (17↑, 18↓)a temporary state. some make the most of it, some barely get through it, some do pretty good etc.. it's considered a gift from God, and in my opinion it is. i think life has a deeper meaning however. check this, an eternity of life would be found in heaven and an eternity of death would be found in hell. so there must be another meaning apart from just having a pulse, lol or maintaining homeostasis.. cause umm.. plants don't have pulses. according to the bible, life is a tree and death is a tree. however, the fruits of both are completely different. 'And out of the ground the LORD God made to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight and good for food, the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.' Genesis 2:9 'And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "You may freely eat of every tree of the garden; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall die."' Genesis 2:16 i think this occurs in our human life. we plant seeds all the time, and trees grow with all different fruit(results.. like planting a seed of not studying for tests will grow a tree of failure.) it's like we all have a our own garden, and some people have a big apple tree that they let everyone close to them eat from. this person is a tree of life.read the bible, even if u don't believe in God. it's a great book to read, and apply to your life.
Author: deenie http://life.urbanup.com/746402199. (life) (5↑, 6↓)life is something that you get stuck with until someone takes it from youtake this from others
Author: kirstin http://life.urbanup.com/410578200. (life) (4↑, 5↓)Just another notch on [God]'s dashboardI've been carved
Author: Phatal http://life.urbanup.com/176698201. (Life) (7↑, 8↓)A momentary lapse in [time], when an individual does everything within her/his ability to tell/show the world: I am [me].Such is life.
Author: She goes on. http://life.urbanup.com/162431202. (life) (3↑, 5↓)something that appears pointless and will result in pain some how. something that results in nothing"i did nothing with my life, i had nothing" "i had everything in life and now im about to hav nothing"
Author: j http://life.urbanup.com/761770203. (Life) (2↑, 4↓)A form of hanging out.My life just went down the drain when my girlfriend dumped me.
Author: Anonymos http://life.urbanup.com/738960204. (Life) (9↑, 11↓)Life is just a word. What it implies is the complicated struture of time, choice, and reactions. Many people believe life to be all partying. Others see life as the pathway to death. The idea of life is what is the hardest to comprehend. The only question that can lead to comprehension is a simple but irrelevant question "Why am I here." Life also branches to many other ideas and concepts as in love, lust, greed, madness, happiness, need, courage, and sadness. My simple answer to the definition of life and all it is composed of is this "Life is nothing. Life is everything. Life is the only thing you feel, taste, see, smell, or hear. Life is the first of everything. Life is the process in which there is no answer. Life has no question that would lead to further understanding of this implication of the word. Life is bad. Life is good." "Life is just a word"also try looking it up in a dictionary
Author: anonymous http://life.urbanup.com/637102205. (life) (9↑, 11↓)Synonomous with [poop]Jim: How's life treatin ya? Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush
Author: Nettled http://life.urbanup.com/303488206. (Life) (4↑, 6↓)uh...i don't know"so what are you doing tonight?" "uh...life."
Author: bob http://life.urbanup.com/159192207. (Life) (4↑, 6↓)A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing)."Life sucks." "Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e\!\!\!"
Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://life.urbanup.com/158280208. (life) (2↑, 4↓)1)life is where you are forced to b unhappy and face death straight after 2)life is a test to determine the strong from the weak 3)it is a masterplan to infiltrate and dipose of the weak 4)an experiment by some cruel force 5)a cover-up i.e. The MATRIX- we are all human batterys livin in the matrix(digital world prison for our minds)designed by A.I.(artificial intelligence)who control everything\!We must free our minds and unite as one to beat the matrix
Author: willow (Tammy p) http://life.urbanup.com/146326209. (life) (7↑, 9↓)unknown causeAuthor: jake coles http://life.urbanup.com/60700210. (Life) (0↑, 3↓)Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare\!\!\! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.Life=death while Death=life
Author: enemyofsociety13 http://life.urbanup.com/4042221211. (Life) (0↑, 3↓)When something is "life", it is something really awesome.That is fucking life\!\!
Author: aofgwjdd http://life.urbanup.com/3271706212. (life) (0↑, 3↓)Here is the best way to put it your born and your wearing diapers your a teenager having fun playing sports your an adult drinking lots of friends having sex and driving your a dad working hard little friends taking care of kids old man back in diaperslife is a like a gas gauge F is fun E your ooutta time
Author: Waterguy http://life.urbanup.com/3132361213. (life) (1↑, 4↓)what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid. life is hard\! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...Charles: dude my life suxs so bad\! bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game... Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work\! John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened. Cindy: wow thats alot easier\!
Author: Roberto Presley http://life.urbanup.com/2729897214. (life) (5↑, 8↓)A painful experience where you meet very greedy people. At the end you get a death\! In life, perhaps your stolen from, lied to, people are jealous of you, people pick on you, people get pissed because you didn't give them a cookie, your manipulated, people ignore you. Its nothing like the movies, my father says.Life is very shitty.
Author: SakuraSaku http://life.urbanup.com/1850787215. (life) (22↑, 25↓)life is a total bitch and then u dielife is fucked up in every single way possible
Author: Jessica http://life.urbanup.com/1229315216. (Life) (8↑, 11↓)The worst thing that will ever happen to you.You got a bad case of life you should shoot yourself.
Author: stephin http://life.urbanup.com/1171944217. (Life) (9↑, 12↓)An illusion made by our so called "God".Life? OH\! That's that flaming bag of shit I threw away 4 years ago.
Author: ... http://life.urbanup.com/1092126218. (LIFE) (3↑, 6↓)An often exaggerated, misinterperated and over used word. Life's ACTUAL meaning is to eat eggs. Thus completing lifes beautiful cycle. I'm sorry, I'm very tired..Abigail McFrogmudgritker: "Oh isn't life cruel\!??" Samuel H Stevanerankop: "No you bitch, shit off you tit. Get on with eating my balls you wank licker."
Author: Hugh http://life.urbanup.com/819800219. (life) (3↑, 6↓)To be an organism with an almost supernaturally complex chemical-biological system. To be sentient. A period of time that an organism is biologically active.bacteria-humans
Author: waffle http://life.urbanup.com/274429220. (life) (6↑, 9↓)a fatal disease.everyone with life dies eventually..
Author: sapass http://life.urbanup.com/137655221. (Life) (0↑, 4↓)Life is [Cereal] B)"Dude lets go get some life"
Author: JeremyFisher http://life.urbanup.com/3622153222. (Life) (2↑, 6↓)The act of getting level 99 skills on Runescape.Person A: Hey, how's your life been? Person B: Pretty good, I have level 99 fletching AND cooking.
Author: Donaldowoo http://life.urbanup.com/2544071223. (life) (2↑, 6↓)The period of existence for the souls of human beings in which their deeds will determine their future residence, whether in heaven or in hell. A good, or sucking, time depending on what is going on.Don't take life too seriously. Your possessions mean nothing. Your lifestyle means everything.
Author: Soldier Of A Down http://life.urbanup.com/1253724224. (Life) (4↑, 8↓)A [waste] of [time].Why waste time living, if we're all gonna die sooner or later?
Author: K.BRM http://life.urbanup.com/1142195225. (life) (5↑, 9↓)A gift which we are born with to, at some point, devote to someone worth dying for. Ironic it seems that we must lastly lose ourselves in order to truely find ourselves...Too many years have I been floating in the iridescent pool of dreams we call a life. At last I have followed your search light back to its source which ultimatly led me to my safe home, myself, my life, you: Danielle. I love you \<3
Author: Dimmu80 http://life.urbanup.com/486763226. (life) (4↑, 8↓)Hell..I dont know...There is no definition for this word...I have never discovered the meaningJust a lost cause..another word stuck in my damn head because of this DICK tionary
Author: DrDatokerJ http://life.urbanup.com/122159227. (life) (1↑, 6↓)Something that stinks sometimes, a living hell, and it's not always fun and games, but at other times, it's good, like heaven. Don't always see the bad side of life, because you have to take the bad with the good.Life stinks because of: drugs, gangs, crime, diseases, inflation, wars, poverty, taxes, rejection, discrimination, natural disasters, injuries, weapons, nuclear bomb, hot weather, terrorists, divorce, death, backstabber, racism, prejudice, pollution, global warming, pedophiles, scumbags, torture, etc. Life is good because of: marriage, cars, party, food, medicine, friends, family, girlfriend/boyfriend, music, culture, dance, hobby, arts & crafts, beautiful girls, money, ability, strength, airplanes, babies, church, counseling, college, bikes, concerts, think, police (most of the time), resuaturants, surprises, etc. Just because I can't think of anymore, it doesn't mean that it doesn't make life good or bad. Take the good with the bad. If you though of it, but it's not there, it's apart of it if I left something out, but that would be too many on the other hand.
Author: Beastieman http://life.urbanup.com/2559658228. (life) (3↑, 8↓)1. Synonym for awesome, score, sweet, etc. 2. Duh.1. "Life\! No school today\!" 2. "Oh, so that's what it's for. Life\!"
Author: maaan http://life.urbanup.com/1828241229. (life) (8↑, 13↓)Life is rigged. :/I declare shenanigans\!
Author: vigilant observer http://life.urbanup.com/1194564230. (life) (2↑, 7↓)A code word for a girl's period. No one wants to use such an ugly word like "period".Man, my life sucks right now; I'm overflowing with joy.
Author: CDUB http://life.urbanup.com/1067735231. (Life) (1↑, 6↓)To proceed to attempt to obtain and width-hold enough information to define the word "universe" as clearly and deeply as possible.Mathematics and Scientific research is the key to having a successful life.
Author: Skott http://life.urbanup.com/860321232. (life) (5↑, 11↓)You should crawl out of your cave and get one."Go get a life you lifeless person\!"
Author: That Bum http://life.urbanup.com/1299606233. (life) (4↑, 10↓)life=forever yet forever=life but if you live life then you die then forever isnt very long... and if you tell someone or you think that your going to love them "forever" then your not going to love them for very long so dont say i will love you forever just say you will love them as long as you possibly can.....i thought i would love tyler forever but then i thought that forever isnt very long so i think i will love him as long as i can or mabe till the end of time im not sure yet...? i wish you(tyler) would love me like i love you
Author: meranda http://life.urbanup.com/407495234. (life) (3↑, 9↓)See hell or fuckingYou try to tell me u love life, then find another way to kill life
Author: WARISGOOD http://life.urbanup.com/132201235. (life) (3↑, 10↓)LIFE is a kick ass cereal made for people who are friends of the hookatoday i had life for breakfast
Author: evan corzine http://life.urbanup.com/1126367236. (life) (4↑, 11↓)a long agnized illness only curable by dethahhhhhhh hhhhh hhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ggg ggg
Author: iluvlesbians http://life.urbanup.com/1011508237. (life) (10↑, 17↓)it sucks ass, and god should end itfuck life it sux an egg
Author: ddd http://life.urbanup.com/961158238. (life) (1↑, 8↓)(see [conspiracy])(see above)
Author: Michael F. http://life.urbanup.com/408861239. (life) (1↑, 9↓)Slang for laxative because of the tasty cinnamon flavored cereal that you should never ear because it gives you a TERRIRBLE CASE OF THE SHITS\!Whenever I feel constipated I just open a box of life. Then can shoot the shit with the utmost sluge and ease.
Author: Johnny Kickass http://life.urbanup.com/1340298240. (life) (3↑, 11↓)test to get in to the heavens aboveyour example is what your living
Author: morgan91396 http://life.urbanup.com/1327077241. (life) (7↑, 15↓)I shitty piece of shit that sucks I'd rather be with my friend Joey that died in a car reak or like zack who got shot in the head 2 timesReally sucky and I wanna die
Author: goth/punk chick http://life.urbanup.com/125262242. (life) (9↑, 19↓)1) Life is a horrible time in which finally ends at death... Unfortantly it doesn't end soon enough 2) Something the rich(2nd-1st class) complain about, and the poor(3rd) strife. 3) Something God(I'm a God freak, so what?) gave us and we destroy. And not only with drugs and alcohol. TV, computer(my flaw\!), bad language, public school, the list goes on 4) Something that I have not experianced... I'm writing in the Urban Dictionary, spend my days online... I mean, come on\!1) Don't worry about life, friend. Another day you live, closer to death you are\! 2) Reg teen girl: "Life sucks\!" Me: "There are people living off of what you through out into the trash\! Try living before you complain about it\!" 3) Dude with a death wish: "I'm going to kill myself\!" me: "Why? God gave us life to live? Why end it before you're time." Dude: "Grow up, kid. Then you'll know there is not God." Me: " :/ " 4) That stupid red teen girl agn\!: "Life sucks\!" Me: "Wouldn't know. Don't got one."
Author: Think I'm gunna tell the likes of YOU? http://life.urbanup.com/2004883243. (life) (0↑, 12↓)[men] Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl\! Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?" Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne." Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't\! Men are such fucking pigs\! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
Author: wyz_wrdz from THE 5150 Anrkissed http://life.urbanup.com/3070600244. (life) (1↑, 13↓)A crusty piece of smeg which I am holding onto for my only true friend.Author: wgas http://life.urbanup.com/214190245. (life) (17↑, 29↓)boringAuthor: http://life.urbanup.com/163178246. (life) (5↑, 18↓)CocaineI'm high on life.
Author: Pandaemonium http://life.urbanup.com/323343247. (life) (3↑, 16↓)where your friends like dylan streckfuss is an ass and is a mean peice of shit to me and my life is like crap\!dylan streckfuss is mean
Author: tiffany twiggs http://life.urbanup.com/106467248. (life) (2↑, 16↓)refers to gram of cocain."i need to get a life..."
Author: [hoo ha] http://life.urbanup.com/490674249. (life) (7↑, 24↓)what you don't have... boo yah bitch\!stop standing on that fucking corner and get a life\!
Author: Chi Chi Gonzalez http://life.urbanup.com/212741250. (life) (5↑, 26↓)suxs.But sex. Nah\!
Author: Emmanuel Noriega http://life.urbanup.com/207243251. (Life) (14↑, 39↓)The lethal process by which your asshole is expanded in diameter through a series of anal penetrations.Author: cynical asshole http://life.urbanup.com/159844252. (life) (6↑, 35↓)something that resembles a big scotch gard commercial.i am god.
Author: j00r http://life.urbanup.com/92552253. (life) (15↑, 60↓)life life life life lifelife is bad sometimes
Author: abeer http://life.urbanup.com/1196356254. (life) (10↑, 67↓)something that takes up lots of time at which emily sux butt and rob is absolutley godly.Emily sucks at life.
Author: minmin http://life.urbanup.com/72755255. (life) (21↑, 113↓)its all about fucking dem hot hot ladeeeeez"I wanna live life\!"
Author: God http://life.urbanup.com/61040Related: love, death, fuck, my, sex, fml, god, no, for, fun, of, friends, shit, awesome, real, emo, music, amazing, a, the, fail, live, hate, people, cool, bitch, happiness, loser, is, money, school, friend, sucks, world, gay, good, stupid, religion, beautiful, youLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.